You Know It's Time To Go Home When...
10) You have 3 hours before work starts
9) You don't know where your shoes are
8) Wrecking Ball comes on and you start crying hysterically
7) Your bed feels strangely similar to a kitchen floor
6) You fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when you sit on it
5) You can't taste the alcohol anymore
4) The urge to strip, get on a table and sing Ridin' Solo has suddenly become overwhelming
3) You've pee'd anywhere that isn't a toilet more than once
2) You're sitting next to a homeless person sharing a beer
1) You're wearing clothes that aren't yours and you have no idea how or why
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