So today started out as a pretty sucky day... My alarm didn't go off, I got to work late, I miss my friends and I'm just not in an over-the-top mood. As I was taking my daily stroll to work with my earphones on, Disrespectful by Trey Songz started playing. I would just like to add that ever since the first listen I had to Trigga's new album, this was one of the songs that I absolutely detested- IMMEDIATELY! Ain't nobody got time for cheaters! But nonetheless, it got me thinking and man, did this track affect my emotions!
I know I might get a bit of a backlash for this post but truthfully speaking, I can only write from my own experience and my experience isn't all that rosy so bear with me. Why should side guys and side chicks exist though?! I don't know how many times I have been approached by a guy who seems genuinely cool, only to find out that he either has a girlfriend or has lied about being single (go figure!). Now I could chalk it up to naivety or me just wanting to see the good in people but can someone please explain to me why vagina is so good that you would go out of your way to either try and sell me dreams or disrespect the woman you claim to love so much all just so you can get some. I mean really guys, all that effort just to hit?! Does your significant other really mean that little?! And yes, I know someone is probably gonna come at me with some lame justification of how the "560" doesn't do what the side chick does or how majority of animals are not monogamous but when it all comes down to it is all the drama and hurt really worth it? Can't we all just be happy with what we have and stop chasing what we don't?
Let's stop being led by our genitalia and stop selling dreams. And for goodness sake, can people please stop trynna make me a side chick!
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So my post today is for all the "Bad Bitches" in the world! If you know you're THAT chick and nobody can tell you different then this Top Ten is for you. Go on and do your thang girls!
Top Ten Songs That Make You Feel Like A Bad Bitch
10) Fancy - Iggy Azalea
This is one of them songs that will have you feeling like putting some Mac Ruby Woo lipstick on, throwing on your stilettos and strutting your stuff like the world is your runway (which it totally is!)
Bad Bitch Lyric: “You should want a bad bitch like this/Drop it low and pick it up just like this…I’m so fancy/Can’t you taste this gold?/Remember my name”
9) Sleazy - Kesha
For when you've got your "see the worry in my eye" face on...
Bad Bitch Lyric: "You can't imagine the immensity of the fuck I'm not giving"
8) Hard Out Here - Lily Allen
This is for those days you feel like a whale but you know you still look good, regardless
Bad Bitch Lyric: “Don’t need to shake my ass for you ‘cause I’ve got a brain…There’s a glass ceilin’ to break, there’s money to make/ And now it’s time to speed it up ‘cause I can’t move at this pace”
7) Bubblegum Bitch - Marina & The Diamonds
Because most women deserve to be adored... (and no, that 'most' is not a typo!)
Bad Bitch Lyric: "Candy bear sweety pie, wanna be adored/ I'm the girl you'd die for"
6) Interlude: Moving On - Paramore
This song is that track that is dedicated to all those A-holes who never realised your worth
Bad Bitch Lyric: “Well I could be angry, but you’re not worth a fight/ And besides, I’m moving on”
5) Conceited - Remy Ma
Because every girl should feel a little conceited...
Bad Bitch Lyric: "You know I look too good to be innocent/ I'm conceited, I got a reason"
4) Did It On 'Em - Nicki Minaj
This is just one of my jams and you know Caramel has that good taste!
Bad Bitch Lyric: "A couple formulas, little pretty lids on 'em/ If I had a dick I would pull it out and piss on 'em"
3) Let Me Blow Ya Mind - Eve ft. Gwen Stefani
The beat, the lyrics, the ladies... This song just screams bad-ass!
Bad Bitch Lyric: "Take alot more than you to get rid of me/ You see I do what they can't do, I just do me"
2) London Bridge - Fergie
This is that song that every lady should play before she hits the club scene. This is that jam that will have you feeling like a VIP without even being in the VIP section!
Bad Bitch Lyric: "When I come to the clubs, step aside (Oh, shit)/ Part the seas, don't be having me in the line (Oh, shit)"
1) Diva - Beyonce
Because a Diva is a female version of a hustler...
Bad Bitch Lyric: "I'm a diva, best believe her, you see how she getting paid?
She ain't calling him to grade-up, don't need him, her best maid"
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| Somewhere in between KZN and Gauteng, South Africa |
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You already know what it is...
You Know You're Broke When...
10. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments
9. You can't afford candles when your electricity gets cut
8. You hang around ATMs the day your money is supposed to get paid in
7. You seperate the two-ply toilet paper
6. You donate blood just for the free snacks
5. You go back for seconds during Communion
4. Your "Investment Portfolio" consists of lottery tickets
3. Your idea of feeding the poor is making yourself lunch
2. You get escorted out of KFC for licking other people's fingers
1. You have to save up to be poor
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So this week's edition of Pic of the Week is an image I captured a while back when I was still staying in Gauteng. I would just like everyone who pays attention to this blog to know that all of the pics I have posted thus far have been taken with cellphone cameras ranging from 2 to 8 megapixels. This one right here was taken on a 5 megapixel camera. Not bad hey! ;-) Here goes...
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| Orlando Towers, Soweto, South Africa |
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Top 10 Signs That You've Met Your Best Friend(s)
So this one is a day late but better late than never, right? :-/ As a tribute to the two biatches that always seem to find a way to make my days more entertaining than a dumb blonde chick trying to dance to a kwaito song, I decided to compile this list. Babez and Kupi Bish, you have inspired the ish that I am about to type. So laugh along and enjoy!
10. You dislike / hate all the same people.
Does "that bitch is a bitch" ring a bell anyone?
9. You know exactly what to say / do to make them feel better.
Alcohol and food solve most problems so it can't be too difficult to figure out! Or are my friends and I just abnormal or something :-/
8. They "like' your Facebook statuses, Instagram pics and tweets as soon as they get posted.
Why? Because good friends make other friends feel like they're the ish!
7. You know their wardrobe inside out.
What's the point of having friends if you can't rock their clothes?! (On a side note, can I please have my stuffs back- if CERTAIN PEOPLE don't mind?)
6. You ALWAYS owe each other money.
We're gonna be friends for like, forever so I'll pay you EVENTUALLY (I hope)
5. You reserve your best insults for them.
Because real friends tell you what you are, whether that be a bad weave, a gold cap or some drawn-on eyebrows!
4. Walking around without pants on in front of them is perfectly normal practice.
It ain't nothing you haven't seen before. Besides, you know you want this! ;-)
3. You keep each other updated regularly on your bodily functions. A little too regularly...
Did someone say they want to "ally-who that dunk"?!
2. You have your own language.
Because you can't talk about a bitch in front of the bitch if the bitch understands you!
1. Despite all being highly intelligent, your IQ is left wanting as a group.
Leave your normal behaviour at the door. Ain't nobody got time for that!
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And it's back to the random pics I usually post up! Enjoy...
Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa
