Caramel Contemplation

Ramblings of a legend in the making...

In today's society things get done at a rapid pace. Technological advancements have made things much easier for us and as a result we have become somewhat lazy and far less motivated to do things. Why do Maths when you can just use a calculator? Why was your car when you can take it to the car wash? Why clean the house when you can just get a maid? These are the starting points of procrastination, a condition which I know all too well!

While technology is great is some regards, it has allowed society to have low attention spans and a dependency on things that make our lives much easier than they have ever been before. This then results in procrastination. 

Many people find in near impossible to beat procrastination but there are actually several methods out there that one can try in order to beat this terrible problem. Here is just one of them. This is call the "Instant Gratification" method and if used correctly, it can be extremely effective so why not try it out?

Here are steps that you need to take in order to motivate yourself and beat that procrastination.

Step 1: Write it Down
The aim of this exercise is to write down as many things as possible that need to be done. Writing things down help them to become visual and more concrete and thus they seem more achievable. 
Be as specific as you can when doing this so that you are aware of exactly what you need to do. 
Go on, pick up the pen, don't procrastinate partner, DO IT NOW!

Step 2: Categorize and Prioritize
place your tasks into categories based on difficulty and the amount of time it takes to complete that specific task. An example of categories would be simple, medium and large tasks.

e.g. Simple tasks- putting something away or wiping the counter top

       Medium tasks- doing the dishes or vacuuming (unless your house is an        absolute mess!) 

       Large tasks- washing the car or mowing the lawn

Step 3: Assign Points
The idea behind this is to give yourself "imaginary points" when you complete a task. Kind of like a "salary" for "work performed".

e.g. 5 points for simple tasks, 10 points for medium tasks and 20 points for large tasks.

Step 4: Choose Rewards
This is the fun part! Choose rewards that can be "purchased" with your points. Some ideas:

Time- every point you make is worth one minute of relaxation time.

Food- every ten points you make are worth a block of chocolate.

Shopping- every fifty points you make are worth one trip to the mall and one small item (don't try this if you know you already overspend, please!)

Step 5: Get to Work
Now that you've worked out a points system and rewards, go on and get that "money"! This should give you the motivation to do something that you may not like very much knowing that there will be a pay-off in the end. 

If done right, this system could work extremely well. This is due to the fact that humans have a competitive nature and we love seeing the fruits of our efforts. This is also the reason why a lot of video and computer games use a points system- to reward you for the effort you put in and spark your competitive nature!

Happy Non-Procrastination Everyone! 


  
  
  
   
  

Top Ten Annoying Things That Old People Do 

10) Dirty old men check you out. Disgusting!

9) They pinch their grandchildren

8) When you're nice to them they hardly ever say thank you 

7) They think they're because they're ancient

6) To them an opinion= disrespect

5) They think all young people are stupid

4) They stare when they don't like something, which is like... Always!

3) They're always in a bad mood

2) They smell

1) They travel at 40 km/h on the freeway! 


 

I saw this on Facebook and it touched me so I'd like to share it with all of you. Enjoy!

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow 
Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go 
But her mommy tried to tell her that she probably should stay home 
Why the kids might not understand if she went to school alone 
But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say 
What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today 
But still her mother worried for her to face this day alone 
And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home 
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all 
About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls 
There were daddies along the wall in the back for everyone to meet Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats 
One by one the teacher called a student from the class 
To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed 
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare 
Each of them was searching for a man who wasn't there 
'Where's her daddy at?' she heard a boy call out 
'She probably doesn't have one,' another student dared to shout 
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, 
'Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day' 
The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her Mom 
And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on 
And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak 
And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique 
'My Daddy couldn't be here because he lives so far away 
But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day 
And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know 
All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so 
He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike 
He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite 
We used to share fudge sundaes and ice cream in a cone 
And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone 
'Cause my daddy's always with me, Even though we are apart I know because he told me, He'll forever be in my heart' 
With that, her little hand reached up and lay across her chest 
Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress 
And from somewhere here in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years 
For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life 
Doing what was best for her, doing what was right 
And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd 
She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud 
'I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far 
You see he is a soldier and died just this past year 
When a roadside bomb hit his convoy and taught all of us to fear 
But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away' 
And then she closed her eyes and saw him there that day
And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise 
A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes 
Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side 
'I know you're with me Daddy,' to the silence she called out 
And what happened next made believers of those once filled with doubt 
Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed
But there on the desk beside her was a fragrant long-stemmed rose
And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star
And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far

Sexy Saturday

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I know that this post is a bit late but I had some drama to deal with yesterday. Please bear with me. This edition of Sexy Saturday is about fantasy lingerie, so enjoy and don't be afraid to let your playful side come out!


The Fun In Fantasy


This may seem a little bit silly but when you think back on your childhood, do you remember what it felt like when you dressed up in a costume? It may seem like ages ago but to most of us, we felt as though we were a completely different person. You truly believed that you were the character wearing the costume and you had an excuse to act in ways that weren't the norm to you. This is exactly what fantasy lingerie is all about.

At first fantasy lingerie may make you feel a bit self-conscious. Just give it time and you and your partner will be enjoying the benefits of role playing!

The first thing that you need to do is introduce the concept through conversation. This can be done by bringing up the topic while you two are in a comfortable position together. If you are feeling a bit shy, bring it up during a movie and comment about the costumes that everyone is wearing. This way you can find out what your partner prefers and take it from there.

Is your man turned on by a French maid with a sexy accent? Does he like the look of a sexy pirate? Does he like his woman to be dominating while wearing a lace-up corset or does he prefer a powerful figure in a business suit and sexy underwear underneath?

What about you? Do you prefer a man in uniform such as a fire fighter or sailor? Or do you like the rugged look of a construction worker? A handy man maybe? The options are endless!

Now that you have introduced the idea of fantasy lingerie into the bedroom, what look are you thinking of going for? Ideas for sexy costumes can go as far as your imagination may take you. Another thing you need to know is that you don't need to spend a lot of money on an outfit. On the contrary, you can actually start in your own closet. Want to transform into a sexy school girl? All you need is a white shirt, a sexy skirt, some heels and pigtails and you should be good to go! 

If you need a few ideas on costumes to try, here are the most popular options:

  • French maid: Turn housework into playtime with this classic! You may mess up the house in the process but it will be worth it in the end.

  • Naughty nurse: Playing doctor will have you both feeling good again! ;-)

  • School girl: Men just love these uniforms! Make him feel as though he's back in high school with this one!

  • Police woman: You can never go wrong with a little bit of cops and robbers!

  • Race car driver: Rev his engine with this sexy number!

  • Bunny suit: Give him a real life bunny to play with. He'll never think of buying a Playboy magazine again!   

A change of pace is always good in a relationship, especially if it's long-term. Although something different can be great, the benefits can only be felt if both partners are willing. Before trying anything new, always communicate openly with your partner in order to avoid any unwanted surprises. Just remember, without good communication, your fantasy could turn into a disaster!

Happy playing! Enjoy! 
 


I have had what could be considered a week from hell! In between multiple assignments, shooting and quarrels with fellow class mates, I have come to truly appreciate the sanctity of Friday. So often we find that we get carried away with the stress of our daily routine but we rarely stop and take a moment to revitalise our bodies, minds and souls and get in touch with the calmer side of life. It is due to this that I have decided to make today's post about chilling out despite tough work and hectic lifestyles so here goes...

Have a long, hot bubble bath
Some people really underestimate the power of a good bath. Never make this mistake! Fill the bathtub with aromatic bubble bath or bath salts and take in the smell and feel of the water as you soak and allow your muscles to relax. This releases tension and will leave you feeling far better than you did before you got into the tub.

Wash your hair
Although this may be a tall order for some people (me included), washing your hair can be very therapeutic and beneficial. This task works better in the shower as the water massages your head but it may work just as well in a bath. For an added treat, add some lavender or tea tree oil to your shampoo to leave your hair feeling clean and your scalp feeling re-energised.

Have a good meal
This works best if you have your favourite meal. For me that would either be pasta, chicken, chocolate or a combination of the three. A good meal will boost your energy levels and leave you feeling ready to take on any challenges you may have coming your way. It may also leave you feeling sleepy and happy.

Light some incense or scented candles 
I am a true believer in the benefits of aromatherapy. Having a whole collection of candles, incense and essential oils, this is the stuff that makes me calm down when my g-string is caught in a knot! Also, the flickering flame from the candle will have a soothing effect and thus leave you in a chilled mood.

Play some soothing music
Such music will put your mind at ease and make you feel much more relaxed. Pair this with a good bubble bath, some candles and incense and you should be feeling as good as new.

Watch a movie
Get the popcorn and snacks out and watch a good movie. This may help you fall asleep and will get your mind off the busy week that you've just left behind. Stay away from crappy remakes and stupid movies (cough cough Twilight cough) though, these will just make you tense and leave you feeling cheated.

Have a glass of wine
Wine can be a person's best friend when hard times hit! Sit down with a good glass of wine and just let your mind run free. The week behind you will seem like a distant dream!

Party it away
Sometimes one has a week where all they want to do is go out and dance their troubles away. If this works for you, then by all means go right ahead. However, bear in mind that you do not want the hangover that comes with the party so go slow on the drinks!

Soak you feet
Being on one's feet the whole day can really be draining. You can revitalise your feet by soaking them in a foot spa if you have one available. If not, just add some warm water and epsom salts or bicarbonate of soda to a basin and soak your feet in there. For an added treat you can soak your feet in tea. This will leave your feet feeling soft and it will also take away any odour that may have developed.

Have a good night's rest
This is the best tip that I can give. Due to the fact that I get approximately six hours sleep in a night, I really value my sleep when I do get the chance to have a good night's rest. Nothing makes me feel better than having had a good rest the night before. Unfortunately my neighbors hardly afford me that luxury but that's another topic entirely!

And that is my little nugget of wisdom for today. Good luck with the chilling and remember, the secret to true relaxation is a peaceful spirit. Peace out!          

  
         

I acknowledge that I am young but over many years I have observed people, watching them in precise detail. All so different, yet made with so many similarities, brought on earth to fulfill a certain purpose and made to be dependent on at least one other being. We are intricately designed to feel emotion, handle physical threats and pain and are built to live life to its full potential in whatever way we choose to do so. We have specific needs and wants, preferences and all have a common nature within each and every one of us. We interact with each other and form assumptions and conclusions based on experience and observation, so it is us, the ever-so-great human beings. But what makes us that much different from animals? I can just hear it now, we possess a conscience. If we leave that conscience dormant and keep it in storage for further reference then that would inevitably make us exactly like animals, right? So then why is it that we as human beings, considered ourselves that much superior to animals when our true civilization leaves much to be desired and is still waiting to be truly seen? I may never know the answer to that question but I think that as people, we are lucky to even be compared to the animals which we so degrade.

Just a thought... 

You Know You're Coloured When...

-19 inches to you means the rims on your car

-You're late for everything except when entry to the club is free before 10 pm

-You wake up early on a Saturday morning to clean your Jack Purcell's for the club later on

-You use the words "awe" or "hosh"

-You've gone to bed with a swirl stocking on your head

-You stand outside the club next to your car in 2 degree weather so everyone can see you

-You go to a braai and drink the whole day without actually braaing any meat

-You think nothing of driving a R10 000 car with R20 000 mags and a R30 000 sound system

-You can't go over speed bumps because of your drop suspension

-You wear 3 gold chains, 4 bracelets and rings on every finger but you can't afford you own child's school fees

The other day I was at Game (a shop which I despise by the way) and I couldn't find what I was looking for so I approached one of the sales people. Upon telling them what I want, I got the standard blank stare followed by "Hhe". Trying to stop myself from socking this lady in the face I politely asked again to which I got the worst reply one could ever get- "That doesn't not exist M'am". This is what is known as the "It Doesn't Exist" Phenomenon.

I cannot begin to explain how much this statement annoys me. And it seems as though it somehow follows me everywhere I go! To all sales people who may have the urge to say this from time to time, here's a news flash: I would NOT ask you for something that does not exist!

And here's another news flash to everyone else: Just because you are not aware of something, that does NOT mean that it doesn't exist! It may not exist in your world but to everyone else it probably does! Get real!

And to all people out there who might have this retarded logic- Go and educate yourself about the world around you!

Forget Him

Forget his name, forget his face
Forget his kiss, his warm embrace
Forget him when you hear your song
Remember how you cried all night long
Forget about the love you once shared
Forget about how he used to care
Forget how you loved his walk
Forget about how he used to talk
Forget the things he used to say
Remember he has gone away
Forget how it felt when he held you tight
And how it all felt so right
Forget about how you thought it would last
Remember he’s moved on, it’s part of the past
Forget about how hard it is to move on
Remember that he is gone

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Okay, so I know that this is a bit late but give me a break, I had a tiring weekend okay! Anyway, I decided to make this week's Sexy Saturday a homage to celebrity sex tapes. No, I will not be posting up any links or going into any details but I will be naming the ten worst celebrity sex tapes out there in the hopes that freaks out there will take the tip into consideration instead of being curious so here goes!

The Top Ten Worst Celebrity Sex Tapes

Tonya Harding
One would think that an ice-skater would have a banging body but I guess the trailer trash hair is just distracting.

Gene Simmons
When you get to the point where you have to get it on with your shirt on, you know you're past your expiry date.

R. Kelly
Underage girl, golden showers... Enough said!

Paris Hilton
When you can answer your phone and have a completely normal conversation while doing the nasty, you know you have a problem!

Bam Margera
We've seen enough on Wild Boyz and Jackass thank you!

Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate
This is the original sex tape. Made in '69, this tape is a classic but considering Sharon's gruesome death a few years later, it just seems wrong.

Fred Durst
I now understand why most of Limp Bizkit's songs are angry...

Pamela Anderson and Brett Michaels
Brett is no Tommy Lee if you know what I mean...

Chyna and X-Pac
Wrestlers should not take pics or videos of themselves, it's just wrong! Plus Chyna could make Fred Durst jealous if you catch my drift...

Verne Troyer
This dude looks like a retarded version of Benjamin Button... That's all I am willing to say...

There you have it! Do with this info what you will!  

One factor of life that proves that God is a sadist is the hangover. The throbbing head, the bloodshot eyes and the nausea are enough to make you feel like you are lying right on death's door. But there are solutions to this age-old problem.

When your night out starts by meeting up with Jack Daniels and ends with Jose Cuervo on your lips, there are ways out of the predicament of a hangover the morning after. Here are my tips on curing the worst of hangovers to at least leave you feeling like you can live to see another day.

Powerade
Have a bottle of Powerade before you go to bed. Just to ensure that you don't forget to have some, leave the bottle by your pillow so that when you throw yourself into bed, your energy drink is right beside you. Sure, it will make you pee like a race horse but it will help you out the next morning.

KFC
It's no secret that drinking on an empty tummy will leave you worse for wear. In order to avoid this I would suggest having a Streetwise Two or a Twister meal before a big night out. This way you get to have a delicious meal and save yourself the trauma of a pounding head.

McDonald's
Anyone who has had a good party will know that almost nothing is as satisfying as a Big Mac or Crispy Chicken Deluxe Meal! I don't know what exactly it does to the body but it leaves you feeling much better then you should when you wake up.

The Nasty
A big night out will often leave you with a stranger in your bed. But those of you who do wake up next to a trust-worthy partner will know that both of you are probably in need of an endorphin boost. I doubt you will feel like getting frisky but it would be beneficial to you both if you get it on so go on, just do it!

Greasy Breakfast
Bacon, eggs, chips, fried tomatoes, a cheese griller or two... This is what is needed after several shots the night before. Go for it, it will leave you feeling much better!

Alcohol
Personally I think this is just stupid but given the fact that I have been to many Coloured functions and some of my friends swear by it, one way of curing a hangover is by having more alcohol. I would not advise it but if it works for you, by all means.

Gym/Sauna
Sure, you probably won't want to get on a treadmill the next day but the toxins that previously entered your body need to be released somehow. If you feel as though gym is too much to ask, get your ass to a sauna and sweat the toxins out soldier!

Orange Juice
Orange juice is always a good idea to make one feel better. Pair this with your greasy breakfast and you'll definitely be good to go!

Multivitamins
Take a multivitamin before you go out and have another one with Ibuprofen before you go to bed in order to cure the headache and leave you feeling tons better! 

Well now you know! Next time you have a hectic night out, follow these simple tips and you should be feeling as good as you felt before all the alcohol! Good luck!          

        

Today I realised something that enlightened me a bit. I decided to stop lying to myself and embrace the fact that I hate doing housework not only because it sucks but because I hate it. Having friends over has made me realise that I am just not built like other people. In my flat, things can stay on the floor for weeks on end simply because of the fact that I don't find the need to pick them up. One may figure that this is not much of a problem seeing as I live alone but there is a slight issue that needs to be addressed here. Am I weird or just lazy?

When I left home 2 years ago I had no idea how to cook or clean and because I have an allergy to dishwashing detergent, I hardly ever washed the dishes. Moving away from home threw me directly into the deep end. When I started out I had no idea what I was doing but slowly I taught myself the way around a house and as a result I am at the place where I currently reside. I do find however that I have an issue in every part of household chores. I love cooking and baking but I hate washing dishes. I love doing the washing (in a washing machine, let's not get it twisted!) but I hate washing the bath. I love lazing around in my lounge but I hate picking things up and vacuuming the floor. And please don't get me started on the garden because if I had my way, flowers would bloom without my help, weeds would be non-existent and trees would grow at just the right pace!

So I have been asking myself as of late, what is it that makes me seem so far from the "perfect wife" ideal? Is it because I am too much of a tom-boy? Is it because I am a queen who was never meant to do hard labour? Or is it because I am a feminist who believes that such an ideal should not exist in the first place? I haven't really found my answer yet but to sisters out there just like me I have this to say to you... You go girls! We may not be good at house work but we sure are good at other things! ;-) And to my ladies out there who are "neat freaks"... Please come over and clean my house!

Being a student is not an easy task. Despite the fact that we have a reputation of being party animals who are carefree and have flexible schedules, most of us are far from that. Take me, for example. I hardly party, I sit in front of the class and can easily be perceived as a nerd and I have a budget to stick to every month. This is the topic that I would like to tackle today.

Being broke is no fun. Being hungry is the pits. But as a student there are ways to cut down costs and still maintain your tight budget without seeming like a boring slob. So I have compiled a list of tips to help students like myself survive and strive.

  • Shop Around
It is always worth the research and effort to find the best deals in your area. Always go for the cheapest price on most products and try buy as little as possible so as to avoid wastage.

  • Make A Packed Lunch Every Morning 
A sandwich or two will cost you far less than buying food every day. Sure, with your hectic schedule it may be difficult to free up time to make lunch but it is worth the effort in the long run if you can save money and save yourself from going hungry.

  • Work It Out
The best way to work around a budget is to actually write down what expenses you may have within a given month and how much you plan to spend. This way you can see where you have overspent and where you have saved so that you can manipulate your budget later.

  • Be Your Own Chef
This is one of the best tips I can give. Cooking for yourself can be rewarding not only because it leaves you with a feeling of accomplishment but also because it can save you a lot of cash in the long run. Make your own recipes, learn something new or just stick with comfort foods such as  noodles and baked beans on toast.

  • Save It
If you have a little extra money left over at the end of the month or if you have a job, save your money in a seperate bank account so that you have that little bit extra for holidays or for a prezzie to yourself for being such a good student!

  • Drink Before You Go Out
Drinks at clubs are very expensive! You can save money and have fun by having a few friends over for pre-drinks to a good night out. That way you spend less money at the club and still achieve the same effect. You could also try making a punch by adding drinks bought by all your friends but this is not for the faint hearted!         

  • Watch Movies At Home
Going to the movies can be a lot of fun but it can also be extremely expensive. In Port Elizabeth a ticket for one including popcorn and a drink can cost up to R80 so a better plan would be to hire a DVD (or pirate a movie... Just don't tell anyone I said that!), make your own popcorn and chill on your nice comfy couch for a good night in.

  • Don't Go Out
We all like to have a good time and there is usually an event of some kind going on every weekend but sometimes it is best to just stay in and save cash. Why not try it?

  • Bulk Buying
Whenever you can, buy things in bulk. This can be anything from airtime to toiletries. It will save you a lot of cash and keep you stocked up so that you spend less energy and petrol going out to the store to top up. Just make sure you have space for the products before you go crazy on the buying though.

And there you have it! With these tips you can save cash and be happy all at the same time. Happy budgeting!   


 
   

The Top Ten Worst Songs of the Decade

10) The Time (Dirty Bit) - Black Eyed Peas
This song is one of the most annoying remixes to a classic, EVER! Seeing as the original was already really bad, I could not get why BEP decided to remix this particular song! The fact that it was played over and over again on almost every radio station did not do much for its reputation in my opinion. With that having been said, had B.E.P cut the chorus out of the song and just stuck with the hectic beat, the song would have been a hit in my eyes but I digress. This song is poo, that's just it!
Worst Line: "We ain't messin' with no maggots"

9) Whip My Hair - Willow Smith
No offence to the Smiths but for reals, just because your parents are famous, that does not automatically give you talent. Willow Smith is a perfect example of this. She sings about as well as her brother acts (and that ain't much). If you would like a headache of epic proportions or you are just looking to really irritate the neighbors, play this song. It will have them climbing the walls!
Worst Line: "I whip my hair back and forth"

7) Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
This song has a tendency of making me feel as though I'm drilling a hole in my head. This just doesn't make sense to me. I know most "little monsters" would disagree with me and club hoppers really don't care but this song is such crap it doesn't even make sense!
Worst Line: "Rah-rah, ra-a-ah, ra-ra, ra-ma-ma"     

6) Racks - Young Chris ft. YG
You just know a song is a steaming load when you can't even hear what is being said. This song is no exception. The typical hip-hop beat isn't bad but the content is just atrocious! For those of you who don't know what racks are, a rack is a stack of dollar bills that amount to a thousand dollars. This song even makes that seem cheap!
Worst Line: "Spend money when ya money's long"

5) Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men      
I still can't believe that this monstrosity won a Grammy! I think that moment sparked the downfall of the music industry! The song was originally written to accompany the Rugrats movie but soon became a hit, proving the stupidity of people the world over! I just don't understand! Really I don't!
Worst Line: "Who let the dogs out, Woof woof woof woof"

4) Stars Are Blind - Paris Hilton
I don't think Hollywood grasps the concept that popularity does not equal talent! Paris Hilton can't even make a decent sex tape, I really cannot fathom how a producer thought she could make a good song! This one is pointless and absolutely terrible!
Worst Line: "But when I walk they talk of suicide"

3) Anything by Soulja Boy
I don't get how Soulja Boy hasn't realised this yet but Imma put it straight right now... You need to stop making that crap you call music dude! Just because you can make random words rhyme, that does not mean you can write good music or make it sound good! Your music gives me headaches and nightmares so just stop already!
Worst Line: "Gucci Bandana, Gucci Bandana (hey)"

2) Anything by Justin Beiber
I really think that the world needs to get over it now and I also think that JB needs to get over himself. I know that he gave hope to millions when he got a recording contract but please people, the dude got famous off Youtube for goodness sake, how can you take him seriously?! Stop buying his crappy music so we can all live more peaceful lives! 
Worst Line: "Baby, baby, baby oh"

1) Axel F. - Crazy Frog
I would just like to put this out there right now- SCREW YOU JAMSTER! Thanks to you I had a headache for about two years! You bloody wankers made a lot of cash off the nausea of others! Now that the rant is over, I have just this to say- the terrorists who created Crazy Frog and the frog himself should be sentenced to the death penalty! 
Worst Line: "Ring ding ding" 

THESE WALLS

If these walls could talk 
What would they say?
Would they reveal lies that have been stashed away?
Would they reveal conversations untold?
Some words new, some old?

If these walls could talk
Would deception show its ugly face?
Would happiness disappear and fear replace?
Would spoken thoughts be opened wide?
Would emotions still have a place to hide?

If these walls could talk
Would shame overcome?
Would lives be torn apart, would souls become numb?
Would places, faces, beliefs fade to black?
If these walls could talk
Would we ever be able to turn back? 

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Instead of writing a long article, this week's edition of Sexy Saturday is a fun yet informative one. I decided to write something a hope will entertain you but also educate you at the same time. This is my collection of random facts surrounding sex. I hope you all enjoy it. And if you know you should not be reading this then don't.

RANDOM SEX FACTS

-Humans, bonobo monkeys and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. 

-The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation

-The greatest recorded number of children born to one mother is 69

-85% of men who die of heart attacks during sex are found to have been cheating on their wives

-Merkins (the bottom part of burlesque outfits) were originally made for 15th century prostitutes to hide pubic lice and the symptoms of syphillis

-200 calories are burned during 30 minutes of active sex

-The average person spends approximately two weeks of their life kissing

-An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished through his pubic hair being shaved and a radish being inserted into his rectum

-A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex

-Sex is biochemically no different from eating large amounts of chocolate

-For every "normal" web page, there are 5 porn pages

-Sex is 10 times more effective than Valium

-Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which help prevent tooth decay

-The vibrator was originally used medically to treat women who suffered from "hysteria"

-Each day there are over 120 million acts of sexual intercourse taking place around the world

So now you know! 
 

Bad Driving

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Anyone who spends a bit of time with me knows that I have extreme cases of road rage on a daily basis. I believe that if people drive like idiots, they should be treated as such. However, I do admit that a few people may see me in that very light. With that being said, I have decided to compile a list of bad driving habits that drive me up the wall in the hopes that maybe, just possibly, people will refrain from repeating the acts that have been mentioned here and remember them if ever they encounter me on the road so that they will not be sworn at...

Driving through the amber light even when you know you're too late
This is one of my pet peeves. I understand that some people are impatient and the person in front of them may not have responded quickly enough but if you know that you cannot make it through the robot before the other cars start moving then just don't go. It's simple! Why hold other people up just because you weren't fast enough or are just too impatient!

Stopping in the middle of the road when the amber light is still on
This one ties in with the previous point. Although I hate it when people take too long to go through the traffic light, I also hate it when they stop in the middle of the road and people have to drive around them even though they could have gone earlier. I just don't understand it, that's all!

Jumping the queue
This happens almost every morning when the traffic is heavy. It is usually done by taxis but also by drivers who think they are more important than other motorists. Just stay in the bloody line like the rest of us! When drivers try to jump in front of me I make sure there is no space for them to gap in simply because I don't know who they think they are but that's not flying by me!

Lane straddling
People who can't decide where they want to be just grates my nipples. These types of people rarely realise that they are endangering others and are just plain irritating me! Get into your lane for goodness sake! And stay there.

Taking long to respond to a traffic light
Some people do not pay attention to the traffic light and hold up the long queue of cars behind them while they get through the light and the rest of the cars don't. You know when the light is going to turn green so why don't you get ready for it then?

Lane hogging
This one is mainly for the slow drivers. It's not called the fast lane for nothing! Please do not go at 60 km/hour in it. And if you see someone coming up fast behind you, for Pete's sake, just bloody move! Either that or be tail gated the whole way. The second option usually leads to both of us being annoyed so don't do it.

Not using indicators
Port Elizabeth drivers are extremely guilty of this one! If we are at a traffic circle and you don't indicate, please don't give me a dirty look when we are both caught up in the circle! You're the one who did not indicate! The indicators are not there to make your car look nice okay, USE THEM!

Overtaking just to go slow
I implore all of you who are reading this, do not overtake someone and then go slow! There is very little in life as irritating as this! I have had it done to me before and I made sure I got in front of the person by any means necessary. Let us both be safe. And by that I mean you should stay behind me and go as slow as you want to.

Accelerating when being overtaken
This really brings out my rage! Luckily I don't keep rocks in my car because if I did, these people would be in trouble! I hate it when someone is going at 60 km/hour and when I overtake them, they accelerate only to go slow again when I get back behind them. Let's all be responsible and try to keep our selfish tendencies at home.

Driving while on the phone
Most people cannot multi-task so I do not understand why people try and do it when they are driving. This causes accidents so why tempt fate? And ladies, this one is especially for you... You may be able to multi-task everywhere else but trust me, from what I have observed, you cannot multi-task while driving so please let it go. The person can just call back later.

The three worst drivers according to their cars:

3) Ford drivers (Bantam drivers especially)

2) VW drivers (I'm pointing at the Golf drivers here)

1) BMW drivers (the worst drivers in the world!)

So now you know. Hopefully this message will get through to those of you who are guilty of these bad habits. Happy driving! 

From Fab to Bad

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Spring is finally upon us and it should be a time of joy and happiness. However, with nice weather and beautiful flowers blooms something a lot more sinister... Bad fashion! 


A lot of the time people get carried away with current trends and forget to look in the mirror in the morning! I have born witness to this travesty for the past couple of days and I have decided to address these bad fashion choices in hopes that someone, somewhere will save themselves the embarrassment and save our eyes the torture so here goes...

 


Super Short Skirts
Girls please... These skirts can only be worn by a select few people within the general population. If you are not skinny, not lady-like or are "thick", leave the micro minis alone! I personally don't have any desire to see your cellulite or your g-string so save me the grief!






 Hot-pants/Short Shorts
Just for those of you who haven't figured this out yet... If the pockets are hanging out the bottom of the shorts they are, in fact, too short! If you have thick legs like me, rather go with longer length shorts as they will cover you up effectively while still keeping you cool, plus they won't ride up between your thighs! Oh, and if they're cutting off the circulation to your legs, ditch them!



 






Rompers/Jumpsuits
It's no secret to those who know me, I hate rompers and jumpsuits! I think they look terrible and can only be worn by model-types. And if they're floral print, no one is going to make them look good in my opinion! Sometimes I wish these things never existed because although they may look cute on your five-year-old niece, they are guaranteed to look horrible on you! 





 



Harem Pants
I call these genie pants because they look as though they belong on a genie! They are horrible and although I have been told that they are comfortable, they are just hideous and that cannot be excused. Ladies, step away from the genie pants...






 

High-wasted Skirts and Pants
Unless your tummy is flat, these are probably not going to look flattering on you. Sure, the skirts are excusable by wearing a belt to distract the fact that your chubby tummy has now been divided into two but the pants are just inexcusable, especially if you have a booty! From the back your butt looks as though it starts at your waist, it's just ugly!





Leggings
Seriously, despite how hot you may think you are, most people have no desire to see your butt or what sexy underwear you are wearing. If you do choose to wear leggings, please wear them with a dress or a longer-length top so that your behind is covered. And if you really have the impulse to wear leggings or tights with a short top, please wear underwear that matches the colour of the leggings because no-one wants to see your leopard print undies. It just looks cheap! 




And guys, you're not excluded from this either...



 

 Tucked-in Shirts with Jeans
P.E men are so guilty of this one! It doesn't look good on anyone so just let it go! Please!





 

Flip-flops and Shorts
Unless you're planning to go to the beach, don't do this, it just makes you look sloppy and that is just unattractive!





And that concludes my fashion lesson for today. Have fun with Spring fashion but don't forget that your outfit is always a reflection of who you are and if you are dressed like a Lady Gaga reject, people probably think that is what you are! Peace out! 

My video production group and I were doing a bit of filming today and well, I got sun burnt (nothing new there!). After only being in the sun for an hour, my skin is now approximately two shades darker and this led me to want to give others some tips on how they can save themselves from the pain that I am currently experiencing. 

Today's effect
Sunburn really sucks and with that being the case we all ought to try and protect ourselves from the sun's harmful rays. However if, like me, you don't carry around sun block in your bag or you just can't afford any, here are some helpful home remedies to help you get rid of the pain fairly fast and have you feeling a whole lot better.

5) Aloe Vera is nature's healer:
The aloe vera plant is indigenous to Africa and grows abundantly along the southern coast of South Africa. If you break off a leaf from the aloe vera plant and squeeze it, it oozes a thick liquid known as aloe gel. This gel contains anti inflammatory properties and is thus good for a number of purposes. If you are lucky enough to find an aloe vera tree close by, all you have to do is break open a leaf and apply the gel onto the affected area. If, like me, you do not have access to a tree, you can just pop out to the shop and buy bottled aloe vera gel, which is usually quite affordable.

4) Tea Time:
Tea is always good for burns. Make a pot of regular tea and let it cool. Get a spritzer bottle and spray the cool tea over the affected area or soak some cotton wool in it and apply for immediate relief. I find rooibos works best and to make the tea even more effective, add lavender or tea tree essential oil to the brew.    

3) Hydrate your behind:
If your sunburn is not too bad, you can soak in a lukewarm bath to help alleviate the discomfort. A cool shower works just as well. If taking a bath, add some bicarbonate of soda to the water. This will help soothe the skin even further.

2) Magical Milk:
Cool milk applied to the skin using a gauze or cotton wool gives an incredible feeling of relief. Leave the cold compress on for approximately 20 to 25 minutes and then rinse. 

1) Fantastic Tea Tree:
Tea tree oil is one of my best friends. It's got so many uses and is absolutely vital to have around when a burn of any kind occurs. I find that adding undiluted tea tree oil to my sunburn relieves the pain and prevents peeling later on. If you're looking for a miracle cure, tea tree won't let you down.

I hope this helps you guys with any sun burn that you might get. Good luck for the spring and remember to limit your sun exposure. Peace!     

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