PMS, a man’s answer to any and everything that could possibly be wrong with the woman in his life. You’re moody? It’s PMS. You’re angry? It’s PMS. He’s chilling on the couch watching TV while there’s a pile of dishes in the kitchen and laundry to be done? Don’t worry honey, it’s not you talking, it’s the PMS. But I’ve just got a quick question to ask- can it be considered PMS when he’s being a bitch?
Apparently men don’t have hormone cycles and thus don’t have mood swings but come on now, I just don’t buy that! Every single man that I have ever encountered in my life has been moody at some point or another and I’m just talking about the times when they did NOT have a reason to be. This left me to ponder the question, why is he being a complete Douche Dick again and I think I’ve found the reason, the pot of gold at the end of the proverbial black and white rainbow, the answer to frustrated individuals the world over…
It’s called Irritable Man Syndrome or IMS and it’s a bloody cruel epidemic I tell you! All these years I though it was just me but NOOOOO, it’s his man brain going awry (once again!). So, ladies and gents, what exactly is IMS?
Well, IMS is the name for a phenomenon that occurs when men are under stress. Their testosterone levels decline which means their brain gets affected and ultimately they become the male equivalent of that nice chick you know who turns into a monster once a month.
Really?! I can handle a crazy woman. Really, I can help them tone it down a bit but Captain A-Hole? That’s an entirely new game that I don’t even wanna learn! I’m sure there’s someone out there reading this right now and thinking that I have a wild imagination and normally they would be correct. However, this time they are wrong. Go and Google it you non-believer! This is real!
The top 20 characteristics of IMS are anger, impatience, blaming, dissatisfaction, sarcasm, anxiety, hypersensitivity, lack of appreciation, tension, lack of affection, hostility, argumentative behaviour, depression, frustration, withdrawal, sadness, defiance, defensiveness, demanding attitude and him looking a bit troubled.
I don’t know about you but this sounds real familiar to me! If you are experiencing these symptoms first-hand or otherwise, get those testosterone levels checked because before you know it, everyone will be PMSing!
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