Top 10 Worst Songs of 2014 (So Far...)
So this post is a little late but forgive me please! Some of us have tight deadlines! Anyways, in this edition of Off Topic Tuesday I will be highlighting the most irritating tracks of 2014 so far. Before anyone sends me to the slaughter house, let me just say for the record that these songs may not necessarily have been released in 2014 but they certainly reached their pinnacle of success (unfortunately) in this year. With that being said, read on and let your spirit be disrupted by these terrible jams.
10) Jason Derulo- Trumpets
Okay, let me just start off by asking the most relevant question regarding this song- why is Mr Derulo squealing like a cat on heat in the beginning of the song? And why is he asking a milli and one questions beginning with the words "is it weird that..."? If that isn't mind-boggling enough, the song is just terrible and the epitome of mindless pop music parading itself as R&B. Make it stop, make it go away!
9) Eminem (ft. Rihanna)- The Monster
For the first quarter of this year, this song was overplayed on virtually every radio station in the country. Normally I would applaud Eminem's musical offerings but this song just ended up giving me a headache. Between Rihanna's bad attempt at singing and Em's angry verses, it was just a bit much. The Monster has now become my enemy :-(
8) Jennifer Lopez- I Luh Ya Papi
Just irritating and repetitive. I get that J-Lo really loves her "Papi" but man, I don't need to hear it twenty thousand times within the space of 3 minutes! If it were not for the video, nothing would have saved this catastrophe of a track!
7) Shakira (ft. Rihanna)- Can't Remember To Forget You
Not surprisingly, this is Rihanna's second appearance on this list (guess bad music pays off :-/). This song makes little to no sense and is just annoying really. The ladies look wonderful in the music video but come on now, your half-naked, gyrating bodies aren't going to change the fact that this song is crap!
6) Jennifer Lopez, Pitbull & Claudia Leitte- We Are One (Ole Ola)
Worst World Cup soundtrack EVER! #NuffSaid
5) Young Thug- I'm A Stoner
Repetitive and just plain stupid! That about sums up this song right there! The most memorable line in the entire track "I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a stoner, I'm a ma'fuckin stoner". Wow, just wow! This was clearly written while weed was present in the room!
4) The Chainsmokers- #Selfie
As if the "Selfie" revolution wasn't bad enough, we just had to go and make a song about the narcissistic practice. Yay for the Y Generation, we stay winning! NOT!
3) Pharrell- Happy
Seriously though, I think the world has heard just about enough of this song and seen about enough of what used to be Skateboy P's ridiculous choice of head wear! This song has become so nauseating that just the thought of it makes me cringe- literally! I can't dzeal! I love Despicable Me but I'm over it. This song, along with Pharrell's hat, should be banned. That would make me extremely "Happy"!
2) DJ Snake (ft. Lil'Jon)- Turn Down For What
While I am all for turning up and getting turnt, this song right here just makes me want to consume enough alcohol that the mere sound of it doesn't make me wanna punch someone in the face anymore! Between Lil'Jon screaming the same song over and over again and the irritating beat, this song is the soundtrack to many a nightmare. It's about time we turn it down now, like 4reals!
1) Chris Brown (ft. Lil Wayne & Tyga)- Loyal
The theme song for misogynists the world over, this song has become the soundtrack for any guy wanting to A) have a excuse for calling women hoes and B) wanting a playful reason to box all women up. Other than this song being overplayed and being genuinely offensive, I have some advice to all the men out there- If you hang with "hoes", loyalty is the last thing you're gonna get! You want loyalty? Try giving some out! #JustSaying
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