You already know what it is...
You Know You're Broke When...
10. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments
9. You can't afford candles when your electricity gets cut
8. You hang around ATMs the day your money is supposed to get paid in
7. You seperate the two-ply toilet paper
6. You donate blood just for the free snacks
5. You go back for seconds during Communion
4. Your "Investment Portfolio" consists of lottery tickets
3. Your idea of feeding the poor is making yourself lunch
2. You get escorted out of KFC for licking other people's fingers
1. You have to save up to be poor
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