Top 10 Signs That You've Met Your Best Friend(s)
So this one is a day late but better late than never, right? :-/ As a tribute to the two biatches that always seem to find a way to make my days more entertaining than a dumb blonde chick trying to dance to a kwaito song, I decided to compile this list. Babez and Kupi Bish, you have inspired the ish that I am about to type. So laugh along and enjoy!
10. You dislike / hate all the same people.
Does "that bitch is a bitch" ring a bell anyone?
9. You know exactly what to say / do to make them feel better.
Alcohol and food solve most problems so it can't be too difficult to figure out! Or are my friends and I just abnormal or something :-/
8. They "like' your Facebook statuses, Instagram pics and tweets as soon as they get posted.
Why? Because good friends make other friends feel like they're the ish!
7. You know their wardrobe inside out.
What's the point of having friends if you can't rock their clothes?! (On a side note, can I please have my stuffs back- if CERTAIN PEOPLE don't mind?)
6. You ALWAYS owe each other money.
We're gonna be friends for like, forever so I'll pay you EVENTUALLY (I hope)
5. You reserve your best insults for them.
Because real friends tell you what you are, whether that be a bad weave, a gold cap or some drawn-on eyebrows!
4. Walking around without pants on in front of them is perfectly normal practice.
It ain't nothing you haven't seen before. Besides, you know you want this! ;-)
3. You keep each other updated regularly on your bodily functions. A little too regularly...
Did someone say they want to "ally-who that dunk"?!
2. You have your own language.
Because you can't talk about a bitch in front of the bitch if the bitch understands you!
1. Despite all being highly intelligent, your IQ is left wanting as a group.
Leave your normal behaviour at the door. Ain't nobody got time for that!
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