You Know You've Had A Good Night When...
1) You wake up fully clothed... Wearing someone else's underwear.
2) You wake up next to two guys and a bottle of baby oil.
3) Your urine is orange.
4) You find a used condom in your pocket.
5) You have a chipped tooth and no eyebrows.
6) You have curly hair (Your hair is naturally straight).
7) You get home at 05:45 only to leave for work at 07:00... On a Sunday.
8) You wake up in a closet.
9) You have money sticking out of your bra from the night before.
10) You can barely walk and you have unknown bruises on various parts of your body.
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