20) You either have a gold tooth or you've considered getting one
19) You have never been to the dentist
18) The roaches in your house only appear when you have company
16) You clean your teeth with any available paper
15) You recline your car seat so far back that you can hardly see
14) You turn on your music and your whole car rattles from the bass
13) Your child is under the age of five and their ears are already pierced
12) You've sent your children out to pick their own switch to be hit with
11) You go to the club but chill outside next to your car
10) Your rims cost more than your car
9) You wear a watch that is shiny but doesn't even work
8) Your car costs more than your house
7) You talk loud on the phone because it's long distance
6) You can't spell your children's names but you named them
5) You never learnt to swim because you couldn't wet your hair
4) The only art you own is on your fingernails
3) You have more than 10 uses for Vaseline
2) The batteries in your remote control are held in place with an elastic band
1) Your furniture is covered in plastic
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