You Know You're Coloured When...
-19 inches to you means the rims on your car
-You're late for everything except when entry to the club is free before 10 pm
-You wake up early on a Saturday morning to clean your Jack Purcell's for the club later on
-You use the words "awe" or "hosh"
-You've gone to bed with a swirl stocking on your head
-You stand outside the club next to your car in 2 degree weather so everyone can see you
-You go to a braai and drink the whole day without actually braaing any meat
-You think nothing of driving a R10 000 car with R20 000 mags and a R30 000 sound system
-You can't go over speed bumps because of your drop suspension
-You wear 3 gold chains, 4 bracelets and rings on every finger but you can't afford you own child's school fees
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