The Top Ten Facebook Status Crimes
Every day I go through the status updates shown on my Facebook page and marvel at the stupidity of some individuals sometimes. I took the time to read your status, you took the time to write. Let's not waste each other's time! Here are the top ten status crimes in my opinion...10) Ludicrous Linkers
These people put dumbass links on their Facebook status trying to direct people to a particular page. Most of the time people who read the status don't even care so just let it go!
9) One Word Wonders
One-word status updates are boring. That's mainly because the updater is probably bored. I don't want to hear if you're feeling sleepy, sucky, bored... Keep it to yourself!
8) Inside Messengers
These people presume that their "people" will read their status and get the message while the rest of us stay in the dark. Rather just tell them directly or keep it to yourself stupid!
7) Boring Broadcasters
I really don't think anyone cares if you got a free ticket to a concert and had to turn down the performing artist... These people love attention and try and get it by making others jealous. NEWS FLASH: No one cares except those who want something from you so go tell it to them!
6) The ask me, ask me
I can't believe what just happened... No one else can either so don't say it! Why not just tell people what's up it that's your intention? You're gonna tell us anyway!
5) The Passive Aggressive
I am very guilty of this one! Taking your aggression out on your status update can be entertaining but please don't take it too far... Remember, even if the person your rage is directed at reads the status, they probably won't change their behaviour!
4) The Lyricist
So you're feeling the exact same way Adele was when she wrote "Someone Like You"... Be original, make your own lyrics up! I've already heard the song, I don't need to be reminded of it by your status update!
3) The ...
WTF Dude??? If you didn't want to write anything then why didn't you just do that instead of hoping for a comment and wasting my time!
2) No Homo Homie
Just to put this straight- if you include "no homo" in your status update, I am going to assume that you're a bit gay, and by that I mean the "Lil Wayne" brand of gay- that is you act straight but kiss other men on the lips... I'm just saying...
1) The Play-by-Play
So you're taking a crap... What am I supposed to do with that information? I don't care what you're doing at this point in time, your life isn't that exciting! Get over it!
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