The Top Ten Worst Songs of the Decade
10) The Time (Dirty Bit) - Black Eyed Peas
This song is one of the most annoying remixes to a classic, EVER! Seeing as the original was already really bad, I could not get why BEP decided to remix this particular song! The fact that it was played over and over again on almost every radio station did not do much for its reputation in my opinion. With that having been said, had B.E.P cut the chorus out of the song and just stuck with the hectic beat, the song would have been a hit in my eyes but I digress. This song is poo, that's just it!
Worst Line: "We ain't messin' with no maggots"
9) Whip My Hair - Willow Smith
No offence to the Smiths but for reals, just because your parents are famous, that does not automatically give you talent. Willow Smith is a perfect example of this. She sings about as well as her brother acts (and that ain't much). If you would like a headache of epic proportions or you are just looking to really irritate the neighbors, play this song. It will have them climbing the walls!
Worst Line: "I whip my hair back and forth"
7) Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
This song has a tendency of making me feel as though I'm drilling a hole in my head. This just doesn't make sense to me. I know most "little monsters" would disagree with me and club hoppers really don't care but this song is such crap it doesn't even make sense!
Worst Line: "Rah-rah, ra-a-ah, ra-ra, ra-ma-ma"
6) Racks - Young Chris ft. YG
You just know a song is a steaming load when you can't even hear what is being said. This song is no exception. The typical hip-hop beat isn't bad but the content is just atrocious! For those of you who don't know what racks are, a rack is a stack of dollar bills that amount to a thousand dollars. This song even makes that seem cheap!
Worst Line: "Spend money when ya money's long"
5) Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men
I still can't believe that this monstrosity won a Grammy! I think that moment sparked the downfall of the music industry! The song was originally written to accompany the Rugrats movie but soon became a hit, proving the stupidity of people the world over! I just don't understand! Really I don't!
Worst Line: "Who let the dogs out, Woof woof woof woof"
4) Stars Are Blind - Paris Hilton
I don't think Hollywood grasps the concept that popularity does not equal talent! Paris Hilton can't even make a decent sex tape, I really cannot fathom how a producer thought she could make a good song! This one is pointless and absolutely terrible!
Worst Line: "But when I walk they talk of suicide"
3) Anything by Soulja Boy
I don't get how Soulja Boy hasn't realised this yet but Imma put it straight right now... You need to stop making that crap you call music dude! Just because you can make random words rhyme, that does not mean you can write good music or make it sound good! Your music gives me headaches and nightmares so just stop already!
Worst Line: "Gucci Bandana, Gucci Bandana (hey)"
2) Anything by Justin Beiber
I really think that the world needs to get over it now and I also think that JB needs to get over himself. I know that he gave hope to millions when he got a recording contract but please people, the dude got famous off Youtube for goodness sake, how can you take him seriously?! Stop buying his crappy music so we can all live more peaceful lives!
Worst Line: "Baby, baby, baby oh"
1) Axel F. - Crazy Frog
I would just like to put this out there right now- SCREW YOU JAMSTER! Thanks to you I had a headache for about two years! You bloody wankers made a lot of cash off the nausea of others! Now that the rant is over, I have just this to say- the terrorists who created Crazy Frog and the frog himself should be sentenced to the death penalty!
Worst Line: "Ring ding ding"
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