Okay, so I know that this is a bit late but give me a break, I had a tiring weekend okay! Anyway, I decided to make this week's Sexy Saturday a homage to celebrity sex tapes. No, I will not be posting up any links or going into any details but I will be naming the ten worst celebrity sex tapes out there in the hopes that freaks out there will take the tip into consideration instead of being curious so here goes!
The Top Ten Worst Celebrity Sex Tapes
Tonya Harding
One would think that an ice-skater would have a banging body but I guess the trailer trash hair is just distracting.
Gene Simmons
When you get to the point where you have to get it on with your shirt on, you know you're past your expiry date.
R. Kelly
Underage girl, golden showers... Enough said!
Paris Hilton
When you can answer your phone and have a completely normal conversation while doing the nasty, you know you have a problem!
Bam Margera
We've seen enough on Wild Boyz and Jackass thank you!
Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate
This is the original sex tape. Made in '69, this tape is a classic but considering Sharon's gruesome death a few years later, it just seems wrong.
Fred Durst
I now understand why most of Limp Bizkit's songs are angry...
Pamela Anderson and Brett Michaels
Brett is no Tommy Lee if you know what I mean...
Chyna and X-Pac
Wrestlers should not take pics or videos of themselves, it's just wrong! Plus Chyna could make Fred Durst jealous if you catch my drift...
Verne Troyer
This dude looks like a retarded version of Benjamin Button... That's all I am willing to say...
There you have it! Do with this info what you will!
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