Caramel Contemplation

The other day I was at Game (a shop which I despise by the way) and I couldn't find what I was looking for so I approached one of the sales people. Upon telling them what I want, I got the standard blank stare followed by "Hhe". Trying to stop myself from socking this lady in the face I politely asked again to which I got the worst reply one could ever get- "That doesn't not exist M'am". This is what is known as the "It Doesn't Exist" Phenomenon.

I cannot begin to explain how much this statement annoys me. And it seems as though it somehow follows me everywhere I go! To all sales people who may have the urge to say this from time to time, here's a news flash: I would NOT ask you for something that does not exist!

And here's another news flash to everyone else: Just because you are not aware of something, that does NOT mean that it doesn't exist! It may not exist in your world but to everyone else it probably does! Get real!

And to all people out there who might have this retarded logic- Go and educate yourself about the world around you!