Caramel Contemplation

Spring is finally upon us and it should be a time of joy and happiness. However, with nice weather and beautiful flowers blooms something a lot more sinister... Bad fashion! 


A lot of the time people get carried away with current trends and forget to look in the mirror in the morning! I have born witness to this travesty for the past couple of days and I have decided to address these bad fashion choices in hopes that someone, somewhere will save themselves the embarrassment and save our eyes the torture so here goes...

 


Super Short Skirts
Girls please... These skirts can only be worn by a select few people within the general population. If you are not skinny, not lady-like or are "thick", leave the micro minis alone! I personally don't have any desire to see your cellulite or your g-string so save me the grief!






 Hot-pants/Short Shorts
Just for those of you who haven't figured this out yet... If the pockets are hanging out the bottom of the shorts they are, in fact, too short! If you have thick legs like me, rather go with longer length shorts as they will cover you up effectively while still keeping you cool, plus they won't ride up between your thighs! Oh, and if they're cutting off the circulation to your legs, ditch them!



 






Rompers/Jumpsuits
It's no secret to those who know me, I hate rompers and jumpsuits! I think they look terrible and can only be worn by model-types. And if they're floral print, no one is going to make them look good in my opinion! Sometimes I wish these things never existed because although they may look cute on your five-year-old niece, they are guaranteed to look horrible on you! 





 



Harem Pants
I call these genie pants because they look as though they belong on a genie! They are horrible and although I have been told that they are comfortable, they are just hideous and that cannot be excused. Ladies, step away from the genie pants...






 

High-wasted Skirts and Pants
Unless your tummy is flat, these are probably not going to look flattering on you. Sure, the skirts are excusable by wearing a belt to distract the fact that your chubby tummy has now been divided into two but the pants are just inexcusable, especially if you have a booty! From the back your butt looks as though it starts at your waist, it's just ugly!





Leggings
Seriously, despite how hot you may think you are, most people have no desire to see your butt or what sexy underwear you are wearing. If you do choose to wear leggings, please wear them with a dress or a longer-length top so that your behind is covered. And if you really have the impulse to wear leggings or tights with a short top, please wear underwear that matches the colour of the leggings because no-one wants to see your leopard print undies. It just looks cheap! 




And guys, you're not excluded from this either...



 

 Tucked-in Shirts with Jeans
P.E men are so guilty of this one! It doesn't look good on anyone so just let it go! Please!





 

Flip-flops and Shorts
Unless you're planning to go to the beach, don't do this, it just makes you look sloppy and that is just unattractive!





And that concludes my fashion lesson for today. Have fun with Spring fashion but don't forget that your outfit is always a reflection of who you are and if you are dressed like a Lady Gaga reject, people probably think that is what you are! Peace out!